milkteef:

YESSSSS

I am the only one who thinks Steve is a Hufflepuff and Tony’s a Slytherin?

• Deleted Scene
• GODRIC GRYFFINDOR: We will create a school to teach all the brave young wizards and witches.
• SALAZAR SLYTHERIN: And we must also teach those students who are cunning and sly.
• ROWENA RAVENCLAW: And we shall open our doors to those with a curious mind and appetite for creativity.
• HELGA HUFFLEPUFF: My tongue is blue because I was eating lollipops for dinner! Wanna see? I can almost do a cartwheel! Are you watching?!
• GODRIC: That's great, Helga. You don't need to shout. But would you like to help us form a wizarding school?
• HELGA: I like to hug. I'm really good at it. Hugs are like presents that always fit. Can I be the school's hug captain? I can teach hugging! I can also teach Laundry and How To Draw Bubble Letters.
• GODRIC: No. Hugging is not something we are concerned with.
• HELGA: Oh really? How long should a typical hug last, Mr. Know-It-All?
• GODRIC: Um…ten sec—
• HELGA: Wrong! A good hug lasts a lifetime because it lives in your heart for infinity years!!!
• SALAZAR: Maybe we only need three people to start a school.
• HELGA: Badgers are my favorite! I'm going to make lemon squares! Can we call the school Smile Town? If I close my eyes, am I invisible? Can I have turtle? I'm good at making bubble letters. Really good. The trick is to pretend the letters are clouds and to use purple.
• SALAZAR: By the way, if 68% of the students in my house turn out evil, it's totally not my fault. Cool? Cool.

joncozart:

There once was a boy named Harry…

Happy Birthday, Harry!

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jennifersbody:

I WANT AN AWKWARD HUG PLZ

Come give uncle Voldy a huuugggg…

romantics:

jmbutido:

THIS IS A MUST-REBLOG. 

All the kisses in this movie were a mess. It was awkwardly fantastic 

Perfect.

cmykcommodoll:

“An earthy cinnamon fragrance with a magical lather.”

Sorcerer’s Stone Soap from amethystsoap on Etsy

ifiwereacastingdirector:

As brothers:

Alfie Allen & Rupert Grint

holy mother of god…

Forever a cockblock.

Third wheel in his own damn series.

Let’s not forget this scene

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